Montag, 26. März 2007
warum nur,
warum,

erinnert mich das an das legal department der fabrick, in der ich arbeite?

geklaut von hier: http://www.scribd.com/doc/13408/What-People-say-in-Court


Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?

A: No.

Q: Did you check for blood pressure?

A: No.

Q: Did you check for breathing?

A: No.

Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began
the autopsy?

A: No.

Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?

A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?

A: It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.

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Das...
...gefällt mir. (Und nicht nur, weil ich mich Pathologe nenne...)

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